The Looney Dead

Art, writing and creation by Andy Bonesteel

Based on characters created by Tex Avery, Chuck Jones and Robert Kirkman

Chapter 1 - Wile Eat Coyote

Willie Coyote was stunned. The Rhode Runner was no longer running.  In fact, she was walking straight toward him.  Willie grabbed the wooden sign he had created earlier to tell the world that he had finally given up.  He pondered some plans about making himself a nice, tasty dessert in the desert until he noticed something strange.

Abraham Sheepdog was pointing a glock .45 directly at the Rhode Walker and was going to kill her before Willie had the chance to.  Willie's legs spun in a tornado motion until he finally hit the ground running. This was his kill; he had been waiting for this day since September 17th, 1949. Abraham never liked the carnivorous vulgaris because he was Gareth Wolf's cousin.  He lowered his weapon to enjoy a front row seat of the carnage that was about to ensue.

The Rhode Walker formerly known as Acceleratii Incredibus drove his beak in to the coyote and started gnawing at his liver and intestines. Willie tried to bat the walker away with his sign but his arm fell victim to the walker's tiny, serrated teeth. As Willie started to become Wile Eat Coyote, Abraham Sheepdog raised his weapon and with two bullets he put the arch nemesis' out of their collective misery.

To be continued...